Saturday, December 20, 2008

Zombie Christmas

Here are items 9 through 13 on my zombie-obsessed child's Christmas list:

9. Gas mask

10. The Zombie Survival Guide

11. A new journal (for recording zombie attacks)

12. A machete

13. Hubba Bubba squeeze pop (for eating during zombie attacks)

The first set of items were a little more pedestrian and practical. Because, you know? Zombies might NOT attack, and you can't really play with a machete.

1 comment:

Stefaneener said...

Denise was telling me about a book that recommended, quite seriously, that every time you leave the house you have your smoke hood with you. You know, in case the zombies make BART erupt in flames or something.

So there are lots of people out there with this level of preparedness in mind, really.